The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Congratulations! We have a period
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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