yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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