It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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