As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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