I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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