R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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