Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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