grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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