need another drink. this is the easiest way
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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