It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Every concussion has its silver lining
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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