i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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