Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
time to smoke my breakfast
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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