The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just cut my nipple shaving
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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