Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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