Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Randomize