I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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