I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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