Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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