i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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