No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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