The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just puked most of my soul out..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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