dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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