question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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