Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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