I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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