I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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