That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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