he told me I talked like a deaf person
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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