whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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