he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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Have fun and good luck.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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