erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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