I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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