Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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