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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i've created a new STD.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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