I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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