A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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