Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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