Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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