Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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