16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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