Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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