Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You are the jesus of drinking
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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