Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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