While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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