This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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