hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm bleeding and have questions
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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