Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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