Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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