Whod you bang
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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