I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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